idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I won't apologize to a one balled man
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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