it's like iHOP with fire
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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