You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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