Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
