id be glad to
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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