Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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