people are starting to question the shark bite story
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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