I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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