butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
accomplished twins. life is a go
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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