Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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