You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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