Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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