He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
