We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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