So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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