Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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