Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
