and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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