And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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