i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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