he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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