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who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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