in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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