I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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