Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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