11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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