I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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