? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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