She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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