At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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