all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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