making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
