after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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