So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
soo... how was my night?
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