We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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