life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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