I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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