I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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