69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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