Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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