My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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