Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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