she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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