Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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