talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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