i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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