Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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