Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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