Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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