Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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